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Canada to host China PR at BMO Field in Women's Soccer on September 30

Canada to host China PR at BMO Field in Women's Soccer on September 30 




The Canadian Soccer Association has announced that the Canadian women's national team will host China PR this 30 September 2010 at BMO Field in Toronto, ON. The Women's International Friendly match, to be presented by Winners, will kickoff at 19.30 local. Tickets for the match go on sale this Wednesday 1 September via Ticketmaster (Ticketmaster.ca / 416.872.5000)."We are happy to play in front of our fans in Canada," said national coach Carolina Morace. "We hope our support continues to grow as we work towards our qualification for the FIFA Women's World Cup."The Women's International Friendly match against China PR will be an integral part of Canada's preparations for the 2010 CONCACAF Women's World Cup Qualifier. The eight-team CONCACAF championship runs 28 October to 8 November. That championship will qualify the top two teams for the FIFA Women's World Cup Germany 2011. The third-place team will advance to a playoff against the fifth-place team from Europe for an additional spot at Germany 2011.Also part of Canada's upcoming schedule is an away Women's International Friendly match against Germany on 15 September in Dresden, Germany. China PR is a former silver-medalist at the FIFA Women's World Cup (USA 1999) while Germany is a two-time champion at the FIFA Women's World Cup (USA 2003 and China 2007).Canada, whose title sponsor is Winners and presenting sponsor is Teck, has an all-time home record of 26 wins, five draws and 17 losses at home. It has a international record of seven wins, three draws and two losses in Toronto.Canada faced China PR earlier this year on 24 April in Yongchuan, China PR. Canada lost 0:2 in that match. The previous matchup was a 1:1 draw in the group phase at the 2008 Women's Olympic Football Tournament in Tianjin, China PR. In Canada, the two sides last met 19 and 22 August 2006 in St. John's, NL - a 0:0 draw and a 1:1 draw.As for Canada's preparations in advance of the 30 September match, Canada is currently in Roma, Italy from 25 August to 12 September. It then moves to Dresden, Germany until 16 September before returning to Canada for a short break. Coach Morace's Canadian camp will run from 21 September to 1 October. The team will train in Alliston, ON before arriving in Toronto on 28 September.The FIFA Women's World Cup Germany 2011 runs 26 June to 17 July 2011. It will be the sixth edition of the FIFA Women's World Cup. Canada has qualified for each of the last four editions: Sweden 1995, USA 1999, USA 2003 and China 2007.





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Canada announces roster for home matches against Peru (Sept 4) in Toronto and Honduras (Sept 7) in Montreal

Canada announces roster for home matches against Peru (Sept 4) in Toronto and Honduras (Sept 7) in Montreal

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Coach Stephen Hart has announced his roster for the upcoming Men's International Friendly series against Peru and Honduras in Toronto and Montréal. Coach Hart has selected 20 players for the two-match series, with the team schedule to meet this coming week in Alliston, ON. Canada plays Peru on 4 September at BMO Field in Toronto and Honduras on 7 September at Stade Saputo in Montréal.Tickets to both matches are currently on sale to the public. Tickets to the Canada-Peru match at BMO Field are available via Ticketmaster (Ticketmaster.ca / 416.872.5000) while tickets to the Canada-Honduras match at Stade Saputo are available via Admission (ADMISSION.com / 514.790.1245 and 1.800.361.4595).Canada's national roster features a mix of veterans and young players that are progressively making their way into the national program. Paul Stalteri is the most experienced player on the roster, having made 81 appearances for his country - one less than the national record held by Randy Samuel. Staleri is also the oldest player on the roster, although he is only 32 years old.Centre back Adam Straith is the youngest player on the squad at just 19 years of age. Straith is one of several new young players that joined the national team this season. Also new to the national squad this season are centre back Nana Attakora (21 years), goalkeeper Haidar Al-Shaïbani (26) and midfielder Gianluca Zavarise (24).So far this season, coach Stephen Hart has seen 43 different players in his national camps. Four players are taking part in their first camp of the 2010 season: Patrice Bernier, Iain Hume, Atiba Hutchinson and Kevin McKenna. Three of those players were part of Canada's 2009 CONCACAF Gold Cup team, with only Hume missing the biennial continental championship for injury reasons. Hart's roster for the pair of home Men's International Friendly matches features 12 players from last year's CONCACAF Gold Cup.Finally, several players have joined new clubs since coach Hart last saw them. Marcel de Jong now plays for FC Augsburg in Germany, Rob Friend now plays for Hertha BSC in Germany, Lars Hirschfeld now plays for Vålerenga Fotball in Norway, Hutchinson now plays for PSV Eindhoven in Netherlands, Simeon Jackson now plays for Norwich City FC in England, and Zavarise now plays for Iraklis FC in Greece. Canada's professional players will group in Alliston, ON next week in advance of the two Men's International Friendly matches. Fifteen players are arriving from Europe while five players are arriving from Major League Soccer, including three from Canada's Toronto FC (Attakora, Julian de Guzman and Dwayne De Rosario).Both matches will be broadcast live on Rogers Sportsnet (all regions), with the 4 September match kicking off at 17.30 ET / 14.30 PT and the 7 September match kicking off at 19.30 ET / 16.30 PT.CANADA1- GK- Lars Hirschfeld
NOR / Vålerenga Fotball2- D- Nana Attakora-Gyan
CAN / Toronto FC3- D/M- Marcel de Jong
GER / FC Augsburg4- D- Dejan Jakovic
USA / DC United5- F- Kevin McKenna
GER / FC Köln6- M- Julian de Guzman
CAN / Toronto FC7- D- Paul Stalteri
GER / Borussia Monchengladbach8- M- Will Johnson
USA / Real Salt Lake9- F- Rob Friend
GER / Hertha BSC10- F- Simeon Jackson
ENG / Norwich City FC11- M- Issey Nakajima-Farran
DEN / AC Horsens12- D/M- Jaime Peters
ENG / Ipswich Town FC13- M- Atiba Hutchinson
NED / PSV Eindhoven14- M/F- Dwayne De Rosario
CAN / Toronto FC15- M- Josh Simpson
TUR / Vestel Manisaspor16- M- Gianluca Zavarise
GRE / Iraklis FC17- M/F- Iain Hume
ENG / Barnsley FC18- D- Adam Straith
GER / Energie Cottbus20- M- Patrice Bernier
DEN / FC Nordsjælland22- GK- Haidar Al-Shaïbani
FRA / Nîmes OlympiqueHead of Delegation / Chef de délegation : Ron Smale Head Coach / Entraîneur-chef : Stephen Hart Assistant Coach / Entraîneur adjoint : Tony Fonseca Goalkeer Coach / Entraîneur des gardiens : Paul Dolan Video Coordinator / Vidéaste : Victor Mendes Team Manager / Gérant d'équipe : Morgan Quarry Equipment Manager / Gérant de l'équipements : Mike Moretto Equipment Assistant / Adjoint de l'équipements : Ryan Bedic Doctor / Docteur : Dr. Mike Campbell Physiotherapist / Physiothérapeute : Ted Tilbury Physiotherapist / Physiothérapeute : Dave Foley

A&M's Mid-Year Movie Awards



This is going to be a bit all over the place. I haven’t seen enough movies to do a complete summer recap, but I’ve been to the local multiplex a few times and have been pounding through my Netflix queue like Precious and a box of double stuffs. Let’s talk box office, let’s talk trailers, let’s talk DVDs, let’s talk Russell Brand, Russell Crowe, but most importantly let’s talk about Takers, which might be the most important movie to come out in 50 years. In fact let’s go right there:


The Movie That Will Change Everything: Takers
The ceiling for bad acting has officially been raised. Please watch this trailer. Walker. Christiansen. Tip “TI” Harris. Chris Brown. Jay Hernandez. The immortal Matt Dillon. If they can somehow squeeze in a cameo from Ryan Philippe then Hollywood might have to just pack it up and head home. I want to see this movie so bad I’m literally shaking in my seat.

(Quick tangent: I think it's important to understand the distinction between "enjoyably bad" and "anal rape bad." For example, any movie with Keanu (Point Break, The Devil's Advocate) is enjoyably bad. Any movie with Phillippe (Breach, Stop-Loss) is "anal rape bad." We all clear there? Takers has enjoyably bad written all over it - of course that is completely dependent on how large Dillon's role is - no one pushes more movies towards anal rape than Matt Stinkhole Dillon).


The movie that had kid-friendly anal sex with the box office: Toy Story 3
We knew it’d be a hit, we knew it’d be great, we knew it would open strong and have legs, but look at these numbers:

Opening weekend: $110m (#10 all time)
Total domestic gross: $404m (#9 all time)
Total international gross: $985m (#7 all time)

Not only is Toy Story 3 the biggest film ever for both Pixar and Disney, but it also became the 11th movie to cross the $400m mark domestically and is on the verge of being the 7th movie to cross the $1 billion mark worldwide. Holy Santa Claus shit.


The movie that just won’t go the fuck away: Avatar
“Avatar: Special Edition” is opening this Friday at 700 theaters across the country. The “Special Edition” moniker is much more catching than James Cameron’s first suggestion, “Avatar: I’m trying to buy Greenland.”


The Movie That Made Me Look Around to Make Sure I Wasn’t Getting Punk’d: The Switch
Here’s the plot in a nutshell. Aniston wants to have a baby but secretly no one likes her because she’s annoying and terrible in bed. Whoops that’s real life; let me start over. Aniston plays a successful career woman who’s too busy to think about starting a family, but her uterus is banging on the walls like an old woman trapped in an elevator and she decides to have a baby on her own via a turkey baster and a sperm bank. Her best friend, Jason Bateman, has been in love with her forever and is jealous that she’s having a baby on her own and didn’t ask him to fill the turkey baster or, at the very least, squeeze it. So one night, at her “I’m about to use the Turkey Baster” party, Bateman drunkenly wanders into her bathroom, sees the tub of sperm, which, yes, is just sitting in her bathroom. I mean, fuck. There are sluts, there are mega sluts, there are LiLos, then there are the bitches who have random tubs of sperm in their medicine cabinets. So anyway, Bateman takes the top off the tub, smells it, tastes it, sings to it a little (at least I think so, not exactly sure what is happening at the :47 mark here), but then, in his drunken stupor, spills the spunk into the toilet. What’s a guy to do? Well, he yanks his junk and then fills the tub back up with his own man chowder. Cut to five years later, Aniston is a mom, Bateman still loves her and can’t bring himself to tell her that his spooge was in the Baster, and hilarity ensues.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?


The Best Comedy at the mid-way point: Get Him To The Greek

The Best Drama at the mid-way point: Inception

The September movie I’m most excited about: The Town

The October movie I’m most excited about: Stone

The November movie I’m most excited about: Due Date

The December movie I’m most excited about: True Grit
No trailer yet but it’s a new Western by the Coen Brothers starting Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon and Josh Brolin. While we wait for the trailer to appear, here’s the trailer for Black Swan


Best movies I’ve seen on Netflix: I loved Crazy Heart, Alice in Wonderland, Shutter Island, was shocked by how good the Green Zone was and loved and was terrified by Chloe. Recommend all five.


The terrible idea that turned into a terrible movie that was terrible at the box office: Jonah Hex.
It if looks like a turd, smells like a turd and walks like a turd, it’s probably Jonah Hex. This movie, which reportedly cost $50m to make, opened with a paltry $5 and finished with a turd-errific $10.2. Lots of movies bomb, but this one holds a special distinction, after the results of the first weekend came in, Warner Bros reacted quickly, pulling the movie from 2,475 theaters – 87% of the total. On June 18, when it opened, the movie was in 2,825 theaters. By the next weekend, it was in 350. That, my friends, is a new record in shittiness.



JR

Victoria's Secret opens its first store in Toronto with three Angels and supermodel Adriana Lima


TORONTO, CANADA.


By JUAN CARLOS CORDERO, UNO International News Service

Victoria’s Secret, the U.S.-based lingerie retailer with a penchant for super-sexy bras and angelic models, opened today August 26 its first Toronto store. Along with the underclothes Canadian women have been going south of the border to buy for years, famous models came and the Yorkdale Mall worked in a celebrity mode, hundreds lined up to take pictures with Brazilian Adriana Lima, as well as get their own angel wings with their images, and an autograph by the model.

Robin Hoffman, of parent company, Limited Brands, told they’re thrilled about “Victoria’s Secret’s Angels landing in Canada!” The Toronto store opening will come just days after the lingerie chain opens its first Canadian Victoria’s Secret store in West Edmonton Mall on Aug. 12. “We are anticipating model appearances at both our Edmonton and Yorkdale openings which will be great!” Hoffman said.

Two more Victoria’s Secret stores will be coming to the GTA: One at Mississauga’s Square One — set to open Sept. 2 — and another at the Eaton Centre with a yet-to-be-confirmed opening date. Earlier this month, the company announced the stores would be coming to Canada, hot on the heels of the four already opened Victoria’s Secret Pink stores. However. the company only released the date of the Toronto opening Wedenesday. Four more Pink stores are planned to open this year with one coming to Yorkdale and another going to Scarborough.

Victoria's Secret is the leading specialty retailer of lingerie and beauty products, dominating its field with modern fashion-inspired collections, prestige fragrances and cosmetics, celebrated supermodels and world-famous runway shows. The full range of lingerie collections including Body by Victoria™, Dream Angels™, Very Sexy™, Miraculous™, Biofit™, The Nakeds™, Sex Little Things™ and The Lacie™ will be available. The Beauty boutique will include prestige Victoria’s Secret beauty collections including fragrance, colour cosmetics, body care and hair. Key products highlighted will be America’s #1 fragrance Dream Angels™, Secret Garden Collection™, VS Makeup™, Beauty Rush™, So Sexy Hair™ and more.

Trapped Miners In Chile to Get NASA Help, Survived with cans of Tuna and Milk, and maybe will have to stay underground until Christmas


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Trapped Miners In Chile to Get NASA Help, Survived with cans of Tuna and Milk, and maybe will have to stay underground until Christmas

SANTIAGO OF CHILE, special for UNO INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE. - With 33 miners trapped deep underground, Chile is seeking advice from NASA on how to keep the miners mentally and physically fit as they wait for a complicated rescue mission that could take months to complete.


"We received a request from the Chilean government about advice related to our life science research," John Yembrick, a NASA spokesman, told SPACE.com.

NASA, which routinely trains astronauts to cope with the isolation of months-long International Space Station missions, is providing survival tips to the miners, who could be trapped 2,300 feet (700 meters) below the Earth's surface for up to four months, according to press reports.


NASA officials are currently in a meeting to discuss further details.

Trapped Chile miners survived 18 days underground on pieces of tuna and milk


Thirty three miners trapped more than 2,300ft underground in Chile for the past 18 days have survived on two mouthfuls of tuna and half a glass of milk every 48 hours.

The men, who are caught in a 500 sq ft passage by a rock collapse in the San Jose gold and copper mine, remain in good spirits after alerting the world to their survival at the weekend by passing a note through a shaft.


Amid the celebrations that have gripped Chile, experts warned the real challenge for the trapped men would be to maintain sanity during the four months it could take to build an underground escape tunnel.

After making contact with rescuers late on Monday, the miners were not told it could take until Christmas to be freed.


Officials, who hugged and cried when they learned they were alive, have warned the world that getting them out would be a long and technically complex operation in what some observers described as a "human odyssey".

Using plastic supply tubes called "doves", workers started delivering glucose, hydration gel, oxygen and medications to the miners trapped down the mine near the city of Copiapó, 530 miles north of Santiago.

"We are well. We're waiting to be rescued,” said Luis Urzua, the mine’s shift leader as the trapped miners applauded, cheered, shouted "Viva Chile" and sang the country's national anthem.

Communicating an intercom line lowered through a three-inch diameter bore hole, the miners told how they had survived on rations of two mouthfuls of tuna fish and half a cup of milk every two days.

The food had been stored in an emergency shelter.

"They had two little spoonfuls of tuna, a sip of milk and a biscuit every 48 hours," said Dr Sergio Aguila, who was part of the rescue team.

He said they were in good health and spirits and while they had water they were hungry.

A camera lowered down the borehole showed the miners sweaty and shirtless in the shelter, where temperatures reach 97F (36C), but waving and in apparently good condition.

"They asked for food, and toothbrushes and something for their eyes," said Laurence Golborne, the Mining Minister.

But Andres Sougarret, the chief engineer, admitted he had not told the miners how long the operation would take.

"The umbilical cord is ready," he said.

"Now comes the engineering design, the topography, and then begins the work of drilling.

He said rescuers were organising the families into small groups to make their talks as orderly as possible.

He had earlier warned it would take 120 days to drill a shaft wide enough for the miners to be pulled up one by one.

Work had already started on two smaller shafts, he said, one to ensure ventilation and one to maintain communications along the shaft 2.3 miles from the mine entrance.

Paula Newman, a doctor in charge of monitoring the miners' health, said rescuers had already sent down a glucose solution and medication to prevent ulcers.

She said they should wait another day before taking solid foods.

"They are all in perfect health, and none are traumatised," Dr Newman said.

"Their complaints are much less than we could have expected."

She said they were being asked to answer questions about their medical histories, when they last ate and bathed and who their leaders were to get a more precise picture of the group.

Jaime Manalich, the health minister, said it was important to keep the miners in good spirits.

"We need to urgently establish what psychological situation they are in. They need to understand what we know up here at the surface: that it will take many weeks for them to reach the light," he said.

Engineers had earlier worked through the night to reinforce the six-inch-wide borehole that broke through to the miners' refuge on Sunday.

Using a long hose, they coated the walls with a metallic gel to decrease the risk of more rock falls in the unstable mine and make it easier to pass material in capsules.

The first capsules — which take about an hour to descend from the surface — included water and food in the form of a high-energy glucose gel for the miners, who have almost certainly lost significant weight since being trapped with limited food supplies on Aug 5.

When the drill broke through the solid rock to reach the emergency refuge, the trapped men tied two notes to the end of a probe that rescuers pulled to the surface, announcing in big red letters: "All 33 of us are fine in the shelter".

Brandishing the letter, President Sebastian Pinera stood outside the mine and declared: "Today all of Chile is crying with excitement and joy."

A wave of euphoria has swept Chile after the announcement was made.

Mario Gomez, 63, the oldest of the trapped men, said in a letter sent up the shaft to his wife that the group was braced for a long wait.

"Even if we have to wait months to communicate, I want to tell everyone that I'm good and we'll surely come out OK," he wrote.

Davitt McAteer, an American mine safety expert, said the group should remain physically well over the months ahead but that efforts would have to be put in place to protect their mental state.

"The health risks in a copper and gold mine are pretty small if you have air, food and water," he said.

"There is a psychological pattern there. They've established communication with the guys; there are people who can talk them through that."

Compania Minera San Esteban Primera, the private operator that owns the mine, has suffered a series of incidents in which 16 workers have been killed in recent years.

Chile is the world's leading producer of copper and is also a major producer of gold.

Last year, three workers survived 25 days trapped in a flooded mine in southern China. Few other rescues have taken more than two weeks.







"Right now, we're still waiting to find out what specific questions they have for us, and how best we can assist," Yembrick said.

The workers have already survived 17 days underground, after the small gold and copper mine in the northern Chile collapsed on Aug. 5.

Rescuers found the miners alive on Sunday, and were able to dig a narrow, six-inch tunnel to reach them, the Houston Chronicle newspaper reported. But, it could take another four months to complete the rescue, which involves drilling a 2-foot (0.6-meter) wide tunnel through 2,200 feet (670 meters) of solid rock.

The trapped miners have been able to live so far off of limited food and water supplies, in a large, living room-size area. A physician on the rescue team said that the miners ate two spoonfuls of tuna, a sip of milk and a biscuit every 48 hours, according to the Houston Chronicle.

As the miners prepare to face mounting challenges, NASA may be able to suggest ways for them to cope with the tough physical and psychological conditions, in addition to ways of maintaining positive morale.

"Psychologically speaking we have to try to keep them on the right track and not give them false hope that it will be a short rescue," the Reuters news agency quoted Chile's Mining Minister Laurence Golborne as saying.

Physicians have recommended that the miners do regular exercises to maintain a level of fitness. This will prevent muscle atrophy as they await their extraction from the collapsed mine, Reuters reported.

Denmark’s Wozniacki crowned Rogers Cup champion in Montreal

Denmark’s Wozniacki crowned Rogers Cup champion in Montreal





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Denmark's Caroline Wozniacki proved that she is the player of the hour on the women's tennis tour, easily winning the finals of the Rogers Cup presented by National Bank Monday afternoon at the Uniprix Stadium in Montreal.

No.2 on the Sony Ericsson WTA rankings and future top seed at the US Open next week, the 20-year-old Dane completely dominated 25-year-old Russian Vera Zvonareva 6-3, 6-2 to capture her ninth career title and third of the year. The one-sided match lasted just 74 minutes.

It was the fourth duel between the two players, both holding two wins. But in light of her performance in the Rogers Cup final, it appears that Wozniacki's game is only on the rise, with huge achievements ahead of her.

Slightly rusty thanks to the two days of rain delays, the players started the match modestly. Wozniacki immediately lost her serve and Zvonareva followed suit.

But then the Russian had all sorts of difficulties in two fundamental elements of her game: her serve and her movement. Moving slowly and unable to reach Wozniacki's tough angles, Zvonareva was broken again in the fourth game.

She almost returned the complement to Wozniacki in the ninth game, with the Dane serving at 0-40. But Zvonareva was the victim of two powerful serves by her rival, and then she committed two unforced errors to lose the game.

After 35 minutes of uneven battle, the Russian lost the first set, during which she only put 33% of her first serves into play.

The second set didn't allow Zvonareva to step up her level of play. Still unable to move with ease, she was broken in the fourth game to allow Wozniacki to take a 3-1 lead. Two games later, she was broken again for the second time in the set.

An accumulation of forced and unforced errors led to the demise of the eighth seed.

The chain of events showed the difference between the No.2 player in the world - in complete control of her game and the promise of things to come - and the No.11 player in the world - less alert and tired after a long career.

Wozniacki succeeds Elena Dementieva, winner in Toronto last year and Dinara Safina, crowned in Montreal in 2008, as Rogers Cup champion.

She leaves with a $350,000 cheque, while Zvonareva's consolation prize is $175,000.

Wozniacki and Zvonareva reach final

Caroline Wozniacki of Denmark, ranked second in the world, reached the finals of the Rogers Cup presented by National Bank at Montreal's Uniprix Stadium Monday morning.

After a two-day rain delay, action resumed Monday at 10:00am.

Wozniacki needed just one hour and 12 minutes to advance to the final match, completely dominating Russian Svetlana Kuznetsova, No.16 in the world, with a 6-2, 6-3 win.

The Dane broke Kuznetsova's serve three times, placing her baseline shots and her serves absolutely perfectly. She won 62% of the points off her second serve, a significant stat given the circumstances.

The Russian committed 32 unforced errors compared to just 14 for the winner. It was the fifth battle between the two players and the third win for Wozniacki.

At 1:30pm, Wozniacki will battle Russia's Vera Zvonareva - who defeated Belarusian Victoria Azarenka 7-6(6), 1-0 - for the Rogers Cup trophy.

Suffering from an extremely painful blister on her right foot, Azarenka was forced to retire, finding it difficult to move around on the court.

DOs and DON'Ts of a Fantasy Draft



By Magglio and Jericho

Your office manager just asked you if Tom Brady should be her first round pick. A guy on the bus talks loudly about how Desean Jackson screwed him last season. You start to twitch thinking about how much Chris Berman you’ll be force fed over the next 6 months. It can mean only one thing. Fantasy Football is back.

If you’re awesome, then you’re meeting up with the other people in your league and making a day out of your draft. In preparation for your upcoming draft, here is Apple and Moustaches DO’s and DON'Ts for a successful draft.


DON’T…ever draft anyone from your favorite team. I made this mistake last year by taking both Hasselbeck (barf) and Housh (barf and then have that barf shoved up your butt) and that made last year twice as bad. I think the key to playing fantasy and still enjoying football is to try and separate them, not entirely possible, but the bigger the divide the better. Don’t shit where you eat, or to put this in Seahawk-fan terms, when you find your wife in bed with another guy don’t start blowing him.


DO…overspend on a good bottle of booze. There’s a good chance there will be shitty beer at your draft. We all know that. But what’s important is that you bring a quality bottle of booze to the party. Bring something a tiny bit above what everyone is expecting. It will let people know you mean business. Then proceed to pass the bottle around and encourage drinking in the spirit of ‘guy time’ and ‘ridiculousness.’ You can also use the bottle to shove up anyone’s ass who is dumb enough to pick a Seahawk. FYI.


DON’T….play in a league with girls. Fantasy Football is not for girls. This is a game for dudes. If girls want to make an appearance at your draft they have 2 options 1) make and serve drinks. 2) show their tits and then make and serve drinks. Everyone knows this rule.


DO…celebrate a meaningless pick like you just won the lottery. It has to be well timed and it should hit somewhere around the mid-rounds. And as soon as the guy before you picks start cheering like you just got the pass from your wife to motorboat J-WOWW. Confidently announce your pick, close whatever materials you have in front of you loudly, toss a chair over, ruffle the hair of whomever is sitting next to you, do the Ric Flair yell and loudly announce “I can’t believe (insert name) fell to me. I’m absolutely fucking this draft in the ass!”


DO…pick one random guy in your draft and take an absolute shit on every one of his picks and encourage the rest of the dudes to do the same. Even if it’s a good pick, fuck him. Every league has that one guy that no one really likes but is somehow, inexplicably, still in the league. If you’re sitting there thinking, “my league doesn’t have one,” then it’s you, fuck ball.


DON’T…be the first one to take a kicker. In fact, don’t even take a kicker. Pick an extra WR, think about it for a week then pick up a kicker right before game time. Being the first guy to take a kicker is like being the first one to get a lap dance at a strip club, it just has a weird stigma to it. Like standing up and announcing “I’m a tremendous pussy” (kicker) or “I jerk off at work!” (stripper).


DO...target as many Jags, Chiefs, Dolphins and Pats as possible. Then go home and suck an enormous dick, pussy.


DON’T...read a word that Matthew Berry writes because if he recommends something, and you do it, and it works, then you’ll be secretly indebted to him, and he’ll know, I don’t know how he’ll know, but that creepy fuck will know, which will lead to some combination of a dick and a mouth, who’s and where, not sure, but don’t do it, just don’t do it.


DO…follow us on Twitter…..@rickreilyisgay



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Apples and Moustaches...just cause





by Magglio and Jericho







Apple

I always knew Eli Manning had periods, I just didn't know he got them on his forehead.





Moustache

Brett Favre is returning to football. This story is the equivalent of my obsession with Mad Dog 20/20 in college. Every Thursday night I’d attempt to put down 2 bottles of MD 20/20. Inevitably I couldn’t finish the 2nd bottle. We’d then go out to a bar and within an hour or so I’d be headed home to spend the rest of the night puking and making out with a fat chick. Brett Favre is the drink, the puke and that fat chick I used to take home all wrapped into one. I want nothing to do with Brett Favre ever again.





Apple

Twitter update! The funniest twats I’ve read come from Sarah Silverman. That is one funny dude. What? That’s a chick. Why does she have a moustache then? Oh and by the way, we’re on Twitter now. Find us @rickreilyisgay “ We have exactly 0 followers. Follow us. Or don't. But either way, fuck Twitter.





Moustache

A few years ago, Magglio and I decided that every time Matt Millen appears on TV, a little box should appear that says “Was GM of first team in history to go 0-16” for the entire time he’s speaking. Here’s another one I’d like to add. Every time Katy Perry is shaking her admittedly gorgeous tits around, the box should say “has most definitely had Russell Brand’s poop in her mouth.” I like Russell Brand and I like Katy Perry’s melons, which are admittedly gorgeous, but those tits have been on a wild ride and that should be noted.





Apple

I'm approaching my fantasy draft the same way I approached being with a naked girl for the first time: if something looks good I'm grabbing it.





Moustache

Remember the “help me, help you” scene in Jerry Maguire? Anyone who has ever worked at an agency (PR, ads, escorts, whatever) can attest to how accurately that scene captures the frustration that comes with trying to talk a dumb person out of doing something dumb, full while knowing they’re going to do it anyway because, after all, they’re dumb. Having clients who won’t listen is analogous to watching your dog eat a pile of shit. The worst part isn’t the shit itself; it’s the weird look the dog gives you that says “man, you’re crazy, this shit is delicious” as you’re imploring him/her to stop. That look is 50 times worse than the act itself. Replace the dog with a client, the shit with an idea they just took a dump on and the “delicious!” look with a “I’ve got it!” email and you’ve got agency life.









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Rogers Cup 2010: Andy Murray derrotó a Roger Federer y logró bicampeonato en Toronto

ROGERS CUP 2010
TORONTO, CANADA

Andy Murray derrotó a Roger Federer y logró bicampeonato en Toronto


El escocés Andy Murray, No. 4 en el ranking del ATP Tour, se impuso en dos sets al suizo Roger Federer, por 7-5 y 7-5, en un match que fue suspendido tres veces por lluvia.




TORONTO, CANADA, JUAN CARLOS CORDERO, UNO International News Service.- El británico Andy Murray se adjudicó hoy la Copa Rogers de Toronto tras derrotar en la final al suizo Roger Federer en dos sets. El partido, que fue interrumpido en tres ocasiones por la lluvia, terminó con un 7-5 y 7-5 para el número cuatro mundial.



Es el segundo año consecutivo que el escocés Murray se adjudica la Copa Rogers, uno de los torneos del circuito Masters 1000 de la ATP. El año pasado, Murray ganó en la final, disputada en la ciudad de Montreal, al argentino Juan Martín del Potro.



Para llegar a la final de este año, Murray tuvo que superar en semifinales al español Rafael Nadal, el actual número 1 mundial, a quien le propinó una gran derrota al hispano. Federer, número 3 de la ATP, había superado al serbio Novak Djokovic, el segundo del ránking mundial, lugar que ahora ocupa el suizo..



La final estuvo marcada por la lluvia que interrumpió tres veces el match que duró durante 3 horas y 40 minutos el tiempo de juego real fue de sólo 2 horas y 4 minutos. El cuarto favorito Murray se convirtió así en el primer jugador en ganar en dos años consecutivos el cetro del Masters 1000 canadiense, desde que lo hiciera el estadounidense Andre Agassi en 1994 y 1995.

Federer comenta: “El partido lo pudo ganar cualquiera de los dos, pero al final lo hizo Andy. El ya no tiene nada que probar, me ha ganado 6, 7 veces, y lo mismo ha hecho con Rafael Nadal. Nosotros debemos seguir mejorando para llegar a nuevas finales, no pensando solamente en el US Open en Nueva York, sino que en toda la temporada”.

Andy Murray wins the Rogers Cup for second year in a row

TORONTO MASTERS - ROGERS CUP 2010

Andy Murray wins the Rogers Cup for second year in a row



TORONTO, Canada, JUAN CARLOS CORDERO, UNO International News Service.-Defending champion Andy MUrray won the Tennis Rogers Cup in Toronto, for second year in a row, 7-5, 7-5 against now world No. 2 Roger Federer. Winner took USD $ 443,5000 and 1000 for the ATP ranking and the Swiss got $ 222,000, plus 600 points, moving up to No.2 behind Rafael Nadal.

"It has been an amazing week for me, happy the way I am playing and we expect a lot more at Cincinnatti and the US Open in New York", the champions declared after the win, in a match suspended a couple of time for heavy rain.

Murray leads now 7-5 over Federer, all win on hardcourt. The Scottish is 15-8 in finals (1-2 in 2010) and it is his 23rd ATP World Tour level final. Federer was 62-26 in finals, but certainly the younger and stronger player prevailed here in Toronto.

Roger Federer survived another difficult night and won Novak Djokovic 6-1, 3-6, 7-5

Roger Federer survived another difficult night and won Novak Djokovic 6-1, 3-6, 7-5 at the Rogers Cup of tennis. The Swiss will the final on Sunday against Andy Murray, who defeated No. 1 Rafael Nadal 6-3, 6-4 in the surprising match for the top-ranked man in the ATP Tour.

Roger Federer and Andy Murray will play on Sunday August 15 at 1:30 p.m., if it doesn't rain

ANDY MURRAY: “You never expect to beat the best players in the world”

ANDY MURRAY “You never expect to beat the best players in the world”




UNO INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE, Juan Carlos Cordero at the Masters scene



TORONTO – Andy Murray defeated ATP World Tour No. 1 Rafael Nadal of Spain 6-3, 6-4 in the first semifinal of the Rogers Cup on Saturday. Murray, the fourth seed, will play the winner of the Roger Federer-Novak Djokovic semifinal on Sunday.



"You never expect to beat the best players in the world. But I think if I play my best tennis like I did today, I have a very good chance against all of them.", Murray declared to the media at Rexall Centre. "



Murray employed his strong baseline game to knock off the top-seed Rafael Nadal. He kept the pressure on Nadal throughout the whole match and kept the unforced errors to a minimum, while he make the Spaniard run disconcerted after all balls.

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Using powerful topspin shots from the back of the court, Murray kept Nadal moving from corner to corner. His slice and cut shots were also very effective, preventing the speedy and powerful Spaniard from getting into ahis infernal rhythm. Murray was clearly the aggressor and forced Nadal to play defense for most of the match. "His movements are great from the baseline," Nadal said. "They're fantastic, his movements. And he has unbelievable hands to return the ball. That's one of the best things of his game."



In the opening set, the players held serve until Murray broke for a 5-3 lead. He added three aces in the next game and took the opener in 49 minutes. After exchanging service breaks in the second set, Murray broke again to go up 5-4 before serving out for the win. He improved to 4-8 against Nadal, with all four victories coming on hard courts.

Murray's last ATP World Tour title came in Valencia last November. He's looking to become the first men's player to repeat as Rogers Cup champion since Andre Agassi successfully defended his title in 1995.



Julien Benneteau and Michael Llodra of France advanced to the doubles final with a 7-6 (5), 6-4 victory over Frantisek Cermak of the Czech Republic and Michal Mertinak of Slovakia. Bob and Mike Bryan of the United States were scheduled to play Mahesh Bhupathi of India and Max Mirnyi of Belarus in the late doubles match.



Rogers Cup 2010: Una semana llena con tenis de fantasia con Nadal, Federer, Djokovic y Murray

ROGERS CUP 2010


Una semana llena con tenis de fantasia con Nadal, Federer, Djokovic y Murray



ROGERS CUP – ATP TOUR MASTERS 1000



Ciudad: Toronto, Ontario, Canadá

Sitio: Rexal Centre, Universidad de York

Fecha: 9 al 15 de agosto del 2010

Dinero en premios: USD$ 2,430,000

Sorteo: 56 singles / 24 dobles

Superficie: Hardcourt



Por JUAN CARLOS CORDERO, director UNO International News Service

TORONTO, Canadá



El sábado de semifinales junto a los cuatro mejores del tenis, algo inédito en tierras canadienses desde 1987 cuando Iván Lendl, Stefan Edberg, Boris Beckers y Jimmy Connor encedieron las luces del Master de tenis en Montreal. También habia ocurrido en Toronto en 1982: John McEnroe, Jimmy Connmors, Iván Lendl y Vitas Gerulaitis. Ahora es el turno del No. 1 Rafael Nadal y sus más cercanos rivales, Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer y Andy Murray.



Nadal vs. Murray (el actual campeón del Rogers Cup) promete un excelente duelo,muy parejo en el 2010 con un triunfo en cuartos de finales para el británico en el Abierto de Australia 6-3, 7-6 (2),y 3-0 por retiro (lesióon de rodilla) y una Victoria para el espanol en el pasto de Wimbledon en semifinals, 6-4, 7-6 (6), 6-4. En las estadísticas generales, Nadal lidera sobre Murray con 8 triunfos contra 3.



No. 2 Novak Djokovic tendrá una cita por la noche en el Rexall Centre, contra Roger Federer que casi hizo sufrir varios ataques cardíacos a los espectadores y coach, con su victoria del viernes sobre el checo Tomas Berdych, en el tie break del tercer set cuando iba abajo 5-2, 40-0 en contra, y quien ha dado una variedad de espectáculo en Toronto, incluyendo una rara ocasión de presenciar el arte perdido del tenis, con servicio y volea, sin eternos passing shots.



RAFAEL NADAL



SF – Andy Murray (Gran Bretana)

QF – P. Kohlschreiber (Alemania)

R16 –K. Anderson (Sudafrica)

FR – S.Wawrinka (Suiza)



“El match de cuartos de final con Phillip Kohlschreiber fue dificil. No puedes jugar defensivamente contra él, debes jugar agresivamente, si no es imposible ganar. Lo mismo será con Andy Murray, que es más dificil de vencer en hardcourt. Es fácil retornar un servicio en el césped de Wimbledon, por ejemplo, porque la pelota rebota un poquito más lenta, que aquí en hardcourt, donde si pierdes el control, pierdes la cancha por lo menos por tres metros detrás de la línea: a veces es imposible regresar y hacer que la devolución esté dentro de la cancha. Pero disfruto todos los partidos, seguro. Es bueno tener toda esta clase de matches. Si es mi mejor temporada este año 2010? Bueno, he ganado dos Grand Slams y 4 Masters, pero el 2008, 34 victorias en los últimos 35 partidos también fue comparable y muy bueno: campeón olímpico en Beijing, Grand Slams y Masters.

Hay que recordar que tuve ahora una cirugía a la rodilla y hace cuatro meses muchos comentaristas no creían que podía volver en excelente estado, pero me he ido sintiendo mejor.Yo siempre me tengo confianza y sé cuando debo poner la presión. Con Kohlschreiber, uno siente – por supuesto – el miedo de perder, cuando pierdes el primer set y especialmente que él es un jugador muy complicado de jugar, muy fuerte. Pero yo tengo confianza siempre en que puedo recuperarme y ganar, me tengo esa confianza incluso estando abajo en los tie breaks, porque aunque me hagan jugar al líimite, yo puedo mantener ese ritmo por mucho tiempo, y sólo pienso en jugar punto por punto, sin colocarme más ansiedad. Y ahora, igual tengo la ilusión de hacer lo mejor posible en la semifinal contra Andy Murray en Toronto.”



ANDY MURRAY



SF – Rafael Nadal Espana)

QF – D.Nalbandian (Argentina)

R16 –G.Monfils (Francia)

FR – X.Malisse (Belgica)



“Mi triunfo sobre David Nalbandian 6-2, 6-2 parece fácil en el papel, pero cuando estas en la cancha, no piensa si va a ser un triunfo o partido cómodo, especialmente cuando el ha demostrado ser uno de los mejores en salvar situaciones casi de derrota. Por cierto, yo esperaba un match mucho mas duro. Aun así, si miras en el primer set, especialmente, hubo varios puntos 30-todos y deuces, juegos largos, yo yo pude manejarlo, le puse primeros servicios muy fuertes cuando los necesitaba, no le dejé devolver con exito. Creo que mi juego tiene más profundidad, ahora, más largo, y eso impide al rival que dicte el partido. No me preocupa mucho el ranking en este minuto, porque simplemente refleja como está la carrera del título en la actualidad, pero el ranking vale al final de cada año, pero creo que voy en la dirección correcta, subiendo poco a poco.”



NOVAK DJOKOVIC



SF – Roger Federer (Suiza)

QF – P. Kohlschreiber (Alemania),

R16 –K. Anderson (Sudafrica),

FR – S.Wawrinka (Suiza),



“Esta semana en Toronto ha sido divertida, para mí. He jugado algunos matches en el Grandstand, algunas en canchas laterales y en el Court Central. Me gusta sentir al público más cercano en Center Court. Y b ueno, también, aunque hayamos perdido, fue una gran experiencia jugar dobles por primera vez con Rafa Nadal, el No. 1 y el 2 del mundo juntos, lo que atrajo historia y cobertura mundial. Es bueno para el deporte, para los fans y los medios, que esto suceda más a menudo en el tenis masculino. Perdimos, es cierto, pero era nuestro primer partido juntos, nos divertimos y por supuesto lo intentaremos nuevamente”



ROGER FEDERER



SF – N.Djokovic (Serbia)

QF – T.Berdych (Rep. Checa)

R16 –M.Llodra (Francia)

FR – J. Chela (Argentina)



“ .Sí, es cierto, yo pensé que habia creado una clase de monstruo para los fans y los medios. No estaba frustrado con mi derrota en Wimbledon ante Tomas Berdych, pero sí desencantadlo. Mi cuerpo no estaba sosteniéndose bien y no pude defender mi sueño de Wimbledon nuevamente y gracias a Dios pude en Toronto, recuperarme contra el mismo. Por cierto, el éxito te malacostumbra, entonces cuando no logras vencer o no llegas a las finales, también ello no es suficientemente bueno para el resto de la gente. Estoy trabajando mi juego con Paul Annaconne, que fue el entrenador de Sampras y Henman, hemos testeado en Toronto y veremos después del US Open, si contínuamos juntos. Pero Severin sigue conmigo y viene a Cincinnatti. Que Pete Sampra ganó solamente un Grand Slam después de cumplir 29 años? En el último año y medio, es divertido, porque he Ganado tres o cuatro Slams, y he estado en el No. 1. Pero hay que reconocer que Rafael Nadal volvió muy fuerte, aunque algunos habían dicho que se había acabado, pero fueron sólo seis semanas que no estuvo en el ATP Tour, lo mismo que yo perdí a comienzos del 2010. Estar en el No. 3 me inspira a tener mayor motivación para recuperar el No. 1, pero hay que tener en cuenta que los muchachos de hoy en el tenis están cada día mejores, y eso lo motiva más a uno a entrenar con mayor esfuerzo”.



LOS TOP 10 DEL ATP TOUR (al 9 de agosto)



1.- Rafael Nadal, España, 10745 puntos, USD $ 5,506,278 en 2010 (total en su carrera, $ 32,730,442)

2.- Novak Djokovic, Serbia, 6905pts, , USD $ 1,507,962 (total, $ 17,492, 062)

3.- Roger Federer, Suiza, 6795pts, USD $ 2,887,135 (total, $ 56,249,204)

4.- Andy Murray, Gran Bretaña, 5305 pts, USD $ 1,755,272 (total, $ 11,675,766)

5.- Robin Soderling, Suecia, 4740 pts, USD $ 1,920,028 (total, $ 7,287,789)

6.- Nikolay Davydenko, Rusia, 4285 pts, USD $ 571,964 (total, $ 13,811,463)

7.- Tomas Berdych, República Checa, 3780 pts, USD $ 1,755,016 (total, $ 6,823,104)

8.- Juan Martín Del Potro, Argentina, 3770 pts, USD $

9.- Fernando Verdasco, España, 3475 pts, USD $ 1,360,844 (total, $ 6,680,025)

10.- Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, Francia, 3455 pts, USD $ 1,018,920

Roger Federer won Tomas Berdych bordering the heart attack in the third set’s tiebreak

TENNIS AT ROGERS CUP

Roger Federer won Tomas Berdych bordering the heart attack in the third set’s tiebreak




TORONTO, Canada, JUAN CARLOS CORDERO, UNO International News Service.- It seemed like an unsuspected defeat for Roger Federer, ATP No. 3, again and again this year in a match with Czech Tomas Berdych. He won easily his first set 6-3, but in the second set started to complicated himself with so many unforced errors that ended up giving the 7-5 in favour of Berdych.



And then the third set, with the Czech 5-2 ahead, as somebody in the Media section put it, Roger Federer woke up. Little by little he got his opponent really nervous, to the point of going to the tiebreak, where he again easily was 4-0, but then everything was tie 6-6. Finally, he broke Berdych completely and Federer, happy for the suffered ending, hit the ball out of the Rexall Centre as if it were a baseball home run.



For tomorrow, the semifinals start at 3:00 p.m with the match between Rafael Nadal vs. Andy Murray, and at 7:00 p.m. Roger Federer with the winner of Jeremy Chardy (France) and Novak Djokovic (Serbia).

Rogers Cup semifinals: Murray and Nadal, to the last shot!

TORONTO, Canada, JUAN CARLOS CORDERO, UNO International News Service.- It went as not even Andy Murray expected: 6-2, 6-2 so easy over Argentinean David Nalbandian, and now the British player go against a known rival: Rafael Nadal in the semi-finals at Roger Cup this Saturday August 14. “I am pleased with my game. Yeah, it was very good. I served well today and got the first good hits in a lot of rallies so I was able to dictate a lot of the points, yeah. When he did have a chance to get back into the first set 3 – 2, I served a really big ace. Yeah, it was a very good performance. Now, I am looking at the ATP Tour race and I will still try and move my ranking up a little bit”.




Well, in the middle of that, is Rafa Nadal, who after wining the German Phillip Kohlschreiber 3-6, 6-3, 6-4, is waiting for a really strong Andy Murray” Hardcourts are his specialty, I know. But I am confident, I have win 34 of my last 35 matches, it is a season as 2008 when I won the Beijing Olympics, and always try my best, and tomorrow I will do the same, he will play me at my limit, then you have to go point by point, playing aggressively”.



A. MURRAY / D.Naldandian

6-2, 6-2

A. MURRAY/G. Monfils

6-2, 0-6, 6-3



Q. You said you wanted to improve some things on yesterday. Did you feel that you did, your movement and so on?

ANDY MURRAY: First set, start of the match, I played really, really well, and in patches in the third set was very good.

But, yeah, I was just a bit up and down but some good rallies. He's a tough guy to play against. I was happy.



Q. It was up and down, is that because he's an unpredictable guy?

ANDY MURRAY: A bit of everything. I shouldn't get distracted, you know, by what your opponent is doing.

You know, when -- I don't know. Sometimes it happens. You just got to try and refocus, and I managed to do that in the third.



Q. How satisfying to come back as strong as you did from a pretty, by your standards, disastrous second set to finish off strongly in the third?

ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, it was good. You know, it's happened a few times, but I've always managed to turn it around in the end. You know, the start of that third set was important. You know, I was dictating a lot of the points in the first set and let him back in in the second and needed to make sure I started dictating again. And I came forward, came to the net a little bit more in the third and it helped.



Q. When you're out there without a coach, to whom do you turn? Is it yourself? Is it self-motivating? Is it a kind of different dynamic for you just at the moment?

ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, it was definitely a bit different. The guys in my box have been at most of my matches for the last three years, so, you know, it's nice to look over to them after most points, and that helps you calm down a little bit.

But, yeah, it's definitely different not having a coach.



Q. What about Nalbandian next, one of the form guys on the tour, 11-match unbeaten streak, just won a tournament?

ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, he's very tough. You know, I obviously played him at Wimbledon the first year I played there and lost in five sets, and then I played against him after -- I won the tournament in Madrid and St. Petersburg, and then I played him in Paris and I was pretty tired by then, but he's a very, very good player, on his day, one of the best in the world and it's gonna be tough.



Q. What goes through your mind during a set like that second one and then after it's over?

ANDY MURRAY: You just move on from it. It's not something you sort of dwell on. It obviously wasn't good, but, you know, I was -- it was difficult conditions out there, as well. You know, I just had to get back to playing my game like I did in the first set and obviously got up 4-1, a couple of breaks in the third, so you don't -- you know, that's the thing with tennis. At the end of the set, you can kind of regroup and start again and I managed to do that.



Q. How long would you last if you landed on the court as many times as he did in that third set today?

ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, I don't know. You know, he does it in a lot of matches, and he has had a few injuries the last couple of years, and it's -- I mean, it's fun to watch. I'm sure it can be tough to concentrate sometimes against it, and, yeah, he's just -- you know, he's very entertaining to watch, but diving on a hardcourt is not -- unless it's sort of Grand Slam final, you know, I don't know if it's worth the risk.



Q. That's not in your repertoire except for maybe a Grand Slam final?

ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, I won't be doing it any time soon.



Q. You mentioned that you were a bit maybe sluggish moving around the court yesterday. Seemed like you were running around fine today. Were you happy with how you were moving around in that aspect?

ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, I moved better today, but at the start of the match especially, chased a lot of balls down, and a lot of long rallies, good rallies. Both of us did quite a bit of running. So it was definitely, in that department, better than yesterday.





A. MURRAY/X. Malisse

7-5, 6-2



Q. What are your thoughts on that as a beginning of your defense of your title?

ANDY MURRAY: It was decent. I mean, it was a difficult match. He's, you know, everyone knows, a very talented player and he -- he was hitting the ball very well at the start of the match, very flat with his forehand and didn't really give me that many chances.

I had I think three break points maybe his first service game, didn't take it, and then he started playing a lot better after that and just managed to hang in at the end of that set, came up with a couple of good shots at 5-4 and managed to turn it around.

But I guess I got better as the match went on, but it was tough.



Q. You turned it around actually very quickly, didn't you? You played that terrific game to break back, and it seemed to alter the whole feeling of the match.

ANDY MURRAY: Yeah, that can be the case sometimes. You know, it was -- I think he was up 5-4, 30-Love, and played a couple of very good points, and then, yeah, after that he played a bad game at 6-5.

I didn't really have to do much for the break there, but yeah, that changed the momentum, and then I carried on at the beginning of the second.



Q. Playing a very good game, that one at 4-5, I mean, do you sort of think about trying to do that beforehand or does it happen? How did it come about?

ANDY MURRAY: Well, like I say, he was playing very well, and I needed to get a bit more energy into my performance, but sometimes it's difficult when a guy is hitting big balls, lot of winners, not that many long rallies. Just in that game I came up with a couple of very good passes.

There was a few long rallies in that game, and, yeah, that just does make you feel better when you start, get into more of a rhythm when you're hitting more balls. Yeah, just kind of settles you down a little bit, because the first match for anyone in any tournament is always difficult, and you don't normally feel that comfortable. Once I got that break, I settled down a bit.



Q. When was the last time that you feel you could turn a match around just quite so quickly as that?

ANDY MURRAY: Um, well, I don't know. It happens more than people think. It can be -- you know, when you're a break down, you get the break back, it's almost -- you know, when I played Querrey at Wimbledon, for example, I was up 5-4 serving for the first set and then got broken back and I was down Love-40 in my next service game.

Then after I hung on there to, you know, to fight back, I felt just way more comfortable, a lot more relaxed. It happens more than you think, but I don't know when the last time it was.



Q. After this win, what is your confidence level going into the third round of play?

ANDY MURRAY: I feel good. I mean, today could have been a little bit better from the start, but, you know, the first round is tough, and I was playing against a very good player.

I'm sure I'll feel better tomorrow, but I've got a difficult match against Monfils.



Q. Just a question about Nadal. You played him a lot of times. What are the two or three biggest differences between playing him on clay and playing him on hardcourts?

ANDY MURRAY: Um, well, I mean, it's the surface that makes it different, not necessarily the way that -- the way that he plays. You know, he -- he dictates -- it's easier for him to dictate points on clay with his forehand, and it's easier for him to return, as well.

So he gets into more long rallies. When he gets into long rallies is when he's -- you know, that's when he's the best in the world. Against him it's important to try to keep the points as short as you can, and it's a lot harder to do that on the clay compared with on the grass and the hardcourts.



Q. You said you could be a bit better. You said you felt good. Was there anything in your game today that you felt you need to improve for the rest of the tournament with such a strong field in front of you?

ANDY MURRAY: I felt I needed to move better. The start of the match, I didn't feel like I was moving that well and my footwork wasn't that good. Once I started moving better, you know, and got into a few longer rallies I started to feel better. So, you know, the movement does tend to help most of your game. You'll start to hit the ball a lot cleaner and feel a lot more comfortable on the ball if you're in the right position. If you feel you can chase down a lot of balls, you know, you'll feel more comfortable on the court.

So I did move better in the second set, but that's the one thing I'll need to do well in the next matches.



Q. What is it that influences whether you move well or not?

ANDY MURRAY: It comes from just playing matches. You start to move better, but, you know, like I said, I need to have a little bit more energy maybe right at the beginning of the match, you know, need to get a bit more -- just be more energetic from the start. That normally helps.

Sometimes when you aren't feeling your best, you need to force yourself to move and really, you know, put emphasis on your footwork and your movement, and I'll probably do that tomorrow.