This morning I was eating my breakfast when I noticed Patch, my one eyed dog, was staring at me intently. He wanted a bite so bad it was obvious. So I laughed at him and said “Patch, you see I’m a human, I can eat whenever I want to. That’s just the way it goes.” He looked me dead in the eyes and then proceeded to lick his own balls. Touche Patch, touché.
