How The Fuck Does The Winner of the SEC Tourney Get a #13 Seed?

Damn it to hell. Yes, it doesn't really matter who you play in the first round. Yes, the Dawgs play in Portland which is essentially our backyard. Yes, I need to stop being such a cry baby and just start getting fired up. But Miss St in the first round, followed by Purdue (a fucking really good #5) in the 2nd? That's dog shit. Or dawg shit to be more precise. Shit.