David, Victoria Beckham Reached for Royal Wedding

David, Victoria Beckham Reached for Royal Wedding
The royal wedding presently got Posh!

Victoria and David Beckham -- informal royals! – reached at London's Westminster Abbey on Friday.

The expecting designer and mother of three, 37, dressed her baby bump perfectly in a dark-navy dress, high heels -- and a "fascinator" headpiece by Philip Treacy. The designer's showstopping pieces are also supposedly being worn by Prince William's cousins Princess Beatrice and Eugenie of York and also-engaged royal Zara Phillips.

Soccer star David, 35, wore a suit by Ralph Lauren. The celebrity pair headed out from their L.A. home on Wednesday with their sons Romeo, Brooklyn and Cruz for the big day.

The athlete wasn't frightened to gush regarding the nuptials in a recent Facebook video message. "It really is wonderful. Our country desires it. Our country wishes it. The British community loves the royal family.'

                                                          

He new: "I was brought up approximately the royal family and around loving the royal family with my granddad, with my nan."

Victoria, meanwhile, has a fan in Kate Middleton, who has requested ceremonial items (not a wedding dress, though!) from her summer collection.

"It seems that she likes my clothes," Beckham told Us Weekly in February. "It is extremely exciting!"

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Ten signs that your supposedly heterosexual best friend is secretly in love with David Beckham

1. Has this as his screensaver: http://images.worldcupblog.org/ecu/beckham5.jpg

2. Repeatedly trashes Posh with lines like, “why does she dress like a hooker from the future?” and, “she’s so spoiled and ungrateful, she gets to be near his big, beautiful balls all day and doesn’t ever look grateful.”

3. When he’s at a bar and someone asks him if he’d like a Becks he looks off into the distance longingly and whispers, “I’d love a Becks, I’d love to have Becks in my mouth.”

4. He buys a sarong. He says sarong is for girlfriend. Girlfriend is never seen with sarong.

5. Whenever someone suggests that Becks’ voice makes him sounds like a gay Mickey Mouse on helium he angrily responds with, “you’d sound funny too if you were a gorgeous footballer. You’re so homophobic it’s shocking. Becks could walk in right now and bounce his big beautiful balls on my face and you’d fucking run because you’re so homophobic.”

6. Announces triumphantly that “Bend it like Beckham” has replaced “A League of Their Own” as his favorite movie.

7. After Becks gets “Victoria” tattooed on his arm, he gets his girlfriend’s name tattooed over his left breast. Becks has Victoria written in Hindi, following suit he gets his girlfriend’s name written in old English.

8. Is considering a second tattoo reading: “VII – II – VI” - to commemorate / commiserate over the day Becks stepped down as captain of the English national team.

9. When Becks is accused of having two extramarital affairs a week apart from each other – one with his former personal assistant and one with an Australian model – he lets it be known that he has information on a third affair. When pressed to reveal his info he repeatedly says, “he’s got enough on his plate right now. We both know how magical it was.”

10. He writes posts like this: http://applesandmoustaches.blogspot.com/2007/07/five-apples-and-moustaches-on-friday.html

By the way, I was able to uncover the first draft of that post which is pasted below. Obviously what was published was greatly altered from the original, take a look:

Count me in on the David Beckham bandwagon. In fact, can we throw everyone else off so it’s just me and David on that wagon together? That’s a dream. Just me and Becks in a radio flyer, can you imagine? Give me his gorgeous clothes and manly woman fashion, his lucky ass celebrity friends (can you imagine being neighbors with him? Hello binoculars!), his incomprehensible sex appeal, his incredibly ungrateful, futuristic hooker wife, and ultimately his ability to wake a sleeping giant in this country: my love for another man.