Underrated from the neck down

God bless confused 18-year-old high school chicks just trying to make it in Hollywood. Ladies and gentlemen we present to you Audrina from MTV's The Hills. (scroll to the bottom and click on the thumbnails for the full sized, totally sweet pics.)

Side note: Jericho is pissed that there are strategically placed 'NSFW' stars up there. Who am I kidding? I'm pissed too. What are we 12? To commemorate the moment, we've created another shirt...you can find it here.

Sloppy Hoots

We're going to let this picture do the heavy lifting for today. In honor of Lindsay Lohan letting the dogs out we can't really find much else to write/talk about. Lots of different words have been used to describe what she's working with. We keep coming back to 'cans'. Seems appropo. Well, here's to you Lindsay. Thank you for the late Valentine's day present. (Hugh Hefner must be kicking one his blondes right now wondering why he wasn't first to get these.)

Side note: We're figuring the reason she decided to show them now is because likely in 3-5 years she's going to be tucking her Hermans into her waist. Way to seize the moment LiLo. And again, thank you.