A little pre draft chatter...

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*an actual conversation over IM between Magglio and Jericho today...



Jericho: We’re going to Ruth’s Chris tonight for Treek’s b-day.


Magglio: Nice. Are you gonna get a steak?


Jericho: No I’m going to get the veggie platter. Pussy.


Magglio: Morgan just texted me that Chad Johnson got traded to the Cowboys for their 1st round pick. Asshole. He got me on that one.


Jericho: Haha. That could totally happen.


Magglio: McNair retired. Anyone really care?


Jericho: All of the sudden the Ravens have the most interesting pick at 8. Do they trade up to get Matt Ryan?


Magglio: You’re forgetting about Kyle Boller aka Jesus in Cleats.


Jericho: If McFadden falls to them, watch them trade the pick to DAL for 22 and 28 take Brian Brohm.


Magglio: I love that call but McFadden wont fall. He's too good.


Jericho: But no one needs a running back.


Magglio: All the talk about his character is just a bluff. Teams hope he’ll fall.


Jericho: Adrain peterson fell to #7. RBs fall dude.


Magglio: Frank Gore fell to the 3rd round.


Jericho: And he's fisting a chicken right now.


Magglio: You're God damn right he is. What do you think Marty Booker is doing right now?


Jericho: Dripping his vagina juice into his daily "my vagina juice" smoothie.


Magglio: Wow.


Jericho: Am I wrong?


Magglio: No, no, I think you’re right about that one.


Jericho: What about Chad Johnson to the Bronocs? For the #12?


Magglio: And then who does Cincy take?


Jericho: They keep the #9. They have the #9 and #12. Plus it’s a rich WR draft. They could take a DL and an OLB in rd 1. Then grab a WR top of rd 2. Housh is ready to be the #1. Or trade with Philly at #19 or the Bucs at #20. Seriously, every team can use #85, right?


Magglio: I guess so.


Jericho: Don't you feel like the Raiders are about to do something real, real dumb?


Magglio: Like spend 100 mil on Javon Walker and that fat fuck who plays line?


Jericho: And then draft Matt Ryan at #4 and play him and the fat fuck they took last year at same time.


Magglio: JaMarcus? You hear he reported to camp pushing 3 bills?


Jericho: Haha. Fuck the Raiders. What do you think jay cutler doing right now?


Magglio: French braiding Mike Shanahan’s inner leg hair and asking him to retell the story of Elway in Super Bowl 32. And practicing his "mean" face.


Jericho: “Coach? Does this look mean? What about this?”


Magglio: Ok, so here are our options for draft day drinking.

1) A drink per round
2) Piles*
3) A drink whenever they use the term 'upside'


Jericho: Obviously we're playing piles. I don't want to be all regimented. I just want to slowly and methodically destroy you, like I do with everything else


Magglio: Regardless we take a bong hit whenever our teams (San Francisco and Seattle) draft or make a move. Agree?


Jericho: For sure.


Magglio: What are we drinking? Coors light? Miller light?


Jericho: I could play piles with elephant piss and still smoke you, Diane. Laura. Sara. Stacey. Fucking bitch.





*Piles is a game Magglio and Jericho invented and perfected in college. The game is simple really. Every time you finish a beer you throw it into your pile. Then, you proceed to make fun of the other guy’s pile. Yep, those are the rules of piles.